Friday, July 31, 2009

Tabir Sukan 31 July 09


Welcome Back Shumi....

ROME -- Seven-time Formula One champion Michael Schumacher is making a comeback for Ferrari to replace injured driver Felipe Massa. Ferrari said Wednesday in a statement that the German had agreed to get back in the cockpit until Massa is fit to return. The next race is the European Grand Prix on Aug. 21-23 in Valencia, Spain.

"Though it is true that the Formula One chapter has long been closed for me, it is also true that for team loyalty reasons I cannot ignore that unfortunate situation," the 40-year-old Schumacher said. "But as the competitor I am, I also very much look forward to facing this challenge."

The 28-year-old Massa was hit in the helmet by a loose part from another car and crashed into a protective tire barrier at 120 mph during qualifying Saturday at the Hungarian Grand Prix. The Brazilian received multiple skull fractures in the accident and doctors say he will not race again this season.

Massa took his first steps since the crash on Wednesday and was later scheduled to leave the intensive care unit of the AEK hospital in Budapest. He also received a visit from Ferrari chairman Luca di Montezemolo. Ferrari said Schumacher will undergo a special training program in the coming days to determine whether he will be able to drive in Valencia. There are six races left in the season after the European GP.

"Thanks God, all news concerning Felipe is positive. I wish him all the best again," Schumacher wrote on his Web site.

Schumacher, who had 91 wins in 250 F1 races starts, still acts as a consultant for Ferrari. Since retiring in October 2006, Schumacher has raced occasionally in a motorcycling series but was injured in a crash in February. Schumacher won his first two F1 titles with the Benetton team. He joined Ferrari in 1996 and won five straight from 2000-04.


Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press


(Akan cuba BMT hari ini)

Buat pertama kalinya aku mengeluarkan entri mengenai sukan. Bukan bola sepak, bukan bola keranjang tetapi sukan pemotoran F1. Kenapa? Aku tidak sabar menunggu kembali pemandu kesayangan aku Michael Schumacher (MS).

Pada pendapat aku hanya dia sahaja yang boleh menjadi penyeri dalam F1 (untuk pengetahuan semua, F1 sekarang ini amat membosankan) Aku tidak sabar menantikan impak yang mampu MS berikan nanti.

Keadaan ini samalah dengan aku menantikan impak yang akan diberikan oleh Micheal Owen nanti pada bulan 8 ini. Dia telah menunjukkan ketajaman menjaringkan gol utk perlawanan pra musim tetapi perlawanan yang sebenarnya bersama-samalah kita nantikan.

Untuk Felipe Massa, semoga cepat sembuh dan kembali ke litar.

Dozo Yuroshiku...

PS: Berjaya ke BMT aku? Huahahahaha..

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Senyum Pagi 29 July 2009


Assalamualikum

Senyum Kembali lg...sbb aku dah leh senyum....

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Date: January 31, 2004

Subject: I've Reached

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!


Yours Loving Hubby.....

Dozo Yurokshiku

Monday, July 27, 2009

Bila Jari Menari 28 July 09


Assalamualaikum..

Kali ni jari ku menari lagi... tapi kali ini perasaan aku rasa tidak berape tenteram dengan satu keadaan yang berlaku minggu lepas. Satu keadaan dimana aku rasa salah faham telah berlaku. Satu keadaan yang aku rasa tidak patut berlaku. Satu keadaan yang aku rasa aku dipihak yang benar.

Lantas membuatkan aku berfikir sejenak, untuk mencari dimana silap nyer. Kaedah yang hampir sama dengan kerja yang aku buat seharian di ofis. Tetapi kenape aku bersusah payah nak memikirkan benda ni? Sebab aku malas & bosan nak membawa perasaan yang sebegini kemane-mane & aku nak bertangungjawab atas ape yang sudah berlaku.

Kepada yang memahami, paham-pahamkan lah dan kepada yang tidak memahami, baca sahaja la. Setelah puas aku berfikir aku dpt jawaban utk diri aku dan aku puas hati. Namun x perlu la aku luahkan disini sbb itu hanya kelegaan perasaan aku. Ape yg aku nak tulis ni ade la tentang sesuatu yang tidak dapat sekolah atau universiti berikan kepada anak murid nyer iaitu PENGALAMAN.

Ungkapan lebih dulu makan garam amat sesuai dgn pengalaman. Pengalaman x mungkin dapat dipelajari disekolah2... x mungkin dapat kalau hanya bersama teman sebaya sahaja. Pengalaman ade la sesuatu pengajaran yang akan kita dapat dalam kehidupan seharian. Satu keadaan yang membolehkan kita membuat garis panduan utk membuat keputusan pada masa akan datang. Tetapi siapa yang ade pengalaman?

Pada aku org yang sudah lama hidup nyer mempunyai banyak pengalaman. Pengalaman tentang hidup, tentang keje seharian sampai la ke kisah munakahat. Aku rasa beruntung dengan cara aku membasar. Aku dibesarkan dgn org dewasa disekeliling aku. Mereka membantu aku menjadi dewasa lebih awal. Mereka mengajar aku ape yg akau x patut tau dalam usia aku.

Bersama mereka aku belajar & menyedarkan aku byk pekara, antara nyer menghormati orang yang lebih tua, menghormati pandangan orang lain, memahami satu benda terlebih dahulu dan macam-macam lagi. Itu la yang menjadi pengangan aku bila aku berdikari, menjadi anak rantau, bila aku bergaul dengan org lain & bila aku berkeluarga.

Kejadian minggu lepas pada pendapat aku banyak berkait dengan pengalaman. Aku mmg rasa sedih pekara sebegini berlaku namun ape daya aku untuk menghalang nyer. Jadi hidup mesti diterus kan... Pandai-pandai lah memilih kawan-kawan.... Berpijak lah di bumi yang nyata... Sentiasa la berfikir bahawa ade org yang lebih susah daripada kita... Berusaha la memandang pandangan org lain daripada sudut berbeza... Dapatkan penghargaan drpda org lain dgn cara tersendiri... Hentikankan mengutarakan benda2 yang remeh temeh ni.... Jika mahu diri dihormati belajar menghormati orang lain... Jangan hati tu terlalu lembik & lembut kerana cabaran dunia skrg hati yang lembut & lembik ni sering menjadi mangsa.... dan yang penting... Carilah Identiti diri sendiri........

Terima kasih kerana membaca... suka atau tidak suka.... bukan masalah aku... berani x berani bergantung kepada pendapat masing-masing... Nak berdepan atau tidak bukan persoalan.. Aku rasa aku berani bila mengeluarkan pendapat aku... aku berani memikul tanggujawab atas ape yg aku buat... dan aku berani nak berdepan dgn sesiapa sahaja... kerana pada aku Berani Kerana Benar Takut Kerana Salah.... & aku yang masih tidak banyak pengalaman ni masih mencari pengalaman yang baru & keadaan yang berlaku pada minggu lepas dah pun aku jadikan pengalaman untuk aku....

Sehingga Jari Menari Lagi....

Assalamualaikum...

ps: Al Fatihah utk Arwah Yasmin Ahmad & Takziah utk keluarganyer...
Cara arwah yg tidak kisah ape org lain kata sentiasa menjadi inspirasi hidup ku...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Santai Sebentar 23 July 09

Assalamualaikum Guys..

Sorry x de senyum pagi sebab tersentap ngan entri kat RAMFC pagi ni (Hijab terbuka la..)

So yg ade ni je... so enjoy...

(Moga2 lelaki kat RAMFC camni la terutama Papa Ibad & Nain)

THE GOOD HUSBAND

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
H

e stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"


Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $1.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time ..... ..
PRICELESS!!!

Nasib cakap benda yang betul, cuba cakap 'Dinda dalam almari ye!!!!'

Dozo Yuroshiku

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Senyum Pagi 22 July 09


Assalamulaikum..

Enjoy this entry....

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Shah Alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I don't wanna mention the name of the college. She had a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in Johor. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. You would never see her without her hand phone.

She spent 3/4 of the day talking to Shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. Before she passed away she always told her friends, "If I pass away please cremate me with my hand phone." She also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't lift up her
coffin. Eventually, her family called their neighbor, a "bomoh" from Thailand (Pak Darin), who is a friend of her father. He took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes he said, "This girl misses something here". Then her friends told Pak Darin about her wish. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that the coffin could be lifted easily. Everyone was shocked.
Priya's parents didn't inform
Shankar that Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks, Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar said,"Auntie, I'm coming home today. Pls cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home. I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied, "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." After he came to Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said, "Dont try to fool me. Tell Priya to come out. I have a gift for her. Pls stop this nonsense". Then they showed him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. He said, "This cannot true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me." Shankar was shaking. Suddenly Shankar's phone rang. "See this is from Priya. See this..." he showed the phone to Priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation

Loud and clear. no
cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Priya & there was no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for Pak Darin's help again. Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. H e & Darin worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing...

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Dozo Yuroshiku