Tabir Sukan 31 July 09

Welcome Back Shumi....

ROME -- Seven-time Formula One champion Michael Schumacher is making a comeback for Ferrari to replace injured driver Felipe Massa. Ferrari said Wednesday in a statement that the German had agreed to get back in the cockpit until Massa is fit to return. The next race is the European Grand Prix on Aug. 21-23 in Valencia, Spain.

"Though it is true that the Formula One chapter has long been closed for me, it is also true that for team loyalty reasons I cannot ignore that unfortunate situation," the 40-year-old Schumacher said. "But as the competitor I am, I also very much look forward to facing this challenge."

The 28-year-old Massa was hit in the helmet by a loose part from another car and crashed into a protective tire barrier at 120 mph during qualifying Saturday at the Hungarian Grand Prix. The Brazilian received multiple skull fractures in the accident and doctors say he will not race again this season.

Massa took his first steps since the crash on Wednesday and was later scheduled to leave the intensive care unit of the AEK hospital in Budapest. He also received a visit from Ferrari chairman Luca di Montezemolo. Ferrari said Schumacher will undergo a special training program in the coming days to determine whether he will be able to drive in Valencia. There are six races left in the season after the European GP.

"Thanks God, all news concerning Felipe is positive. I wish him all the best again," Schumacher wrote on his Web site.

Schumacher, who had 91 wins in 250 F1 races starts, still acts as a consultant for Ferrari. Since retiring in October 2006, Schumacher has raced occasionally in a motorcycling series but was injured in a crash in February. Schumacher won his first two F1 titles with the Benetton team. He joined Ferrari in 1996 and won five straight from 2000-04.


Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press

(Akan cuba BMT hari ini)

Buat pertama kalinya aku mengeluarkan entri mengenai sukan. Bukan bola sepak, bukan bola keranjang tetapi sukan pemotoran F1. Kenapa? Aku tidak sabar menunggu kembali pemandu kesayangan aku Michael Schumacher (MS).

Pada pendapat aku hanya dia sahaja yang boleh menjadi penyeri dalam F1 (untuk pengetahuan semua, F1 sekarang ini amat membosankan) Aku tidak sabar menantikan impak yang mampu MS berikan nanti.

Keadaan ini samalah dengan aku menantikan impak yang akan diberikan oleh Micheal Owen nanti pada bulan 8 ini. Dia telah menunjukkan ketajaman menjaringkan gol utk perlawanan pra musim tetapi perlawanan yang sebenarnya bersama-samalah kita nantikan.

Untuk Felipe Massa, semoga cepat sembuh dan kembali ke litar.

Dozo Yuroshiku...

PS: Berjaya ke BMT aku? Huahahahaha..

Senyum Pagi 29 July 2009

Assalamualikum

Senyum Kembali lg...sbb aku dah leh senyum....

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Date: January 31, 2004

Subject: I've Reached

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Yours Loving Hubby.....

Dozo Yurokshiku

Bila Jari Menari 28 July 09

Assalamualaikum..

Kali ni jari ku menari lagi... tapi kali ini perasaan aku rasa tidak berape tenteram dengan satu keadaan yang berlaku minggu lepas. Satu keadaan dimana aku rasa salah faham telah berlaku. Satu keadaan yang aku rasa tidak patut berlaku. Satu keadaan yang aku rasa aku dipihak yang benar.

Lantas membuatkan aku berfikir sejenak, untuk mencari dimana silap nyer. Kaedah yang hampir sama dengan kerja yang aku buat seharian di ofis. Tetapi kenape aku bersusah payah nak memikirkan benda ni? Sebab aku malas & bosan nak membawa perasaan yang sebegini kemane-mane & aku nak bertangungjawab atas ape yang sudah berlaku.

Kepada yang memahami, paham-pahamkan lah dan kepada yang tidak memahami, baca sahaja la. Setelah puas aku berfikir aku dpt jawaban utk diri aku dan aku puas hati. Namun x perlu la aku luahkan disini sbb itu hanya kelegaan perasaan aku. Ape yg aku nak tulis ni ade la tentang sesuatu yang tidak dapat sekolah atau universiti berikan kepada anak murid nyer iaitu PENGALAMAN.

Ungkapan lebih dulu makan garam amat sesuai dgn pengalaman. Pengalaman x mungkin dapat dipelajari disekolah2... x mungkin dapat kalau hanya bersama teman sebaya sahaja. Pengalaman ade la sesuatu pengajaran yang akan kita dapat dalam kehidupan seharian. Satu keadaan yang membolehkan kita membuat garis panduan utk membuat keputusan pada masa akan datang. Tetapi siapa yang ade pengalaman?

Pada aku org yang sudah lama hidup nyer mempunyai banyak pengalaman. Pengalaman tentang hidup, tentang keje seharian sampai la ke kisah munakahat. Aku rasa beruntung dengan cara aku membasar. Aku dibesarkan dgn org dewasa disekeliling aku. Mereka membantu aku menjadi dewasa lebih awal. Mereka mengajar aku ape yg akau x patut tau dalam usia aku.

Bersama mereka aku belajar & menyedarkan aku byk pekara, antara nyer menghormati orang yang lebih tua, menghormati pandangan orang lain, memahami satu benda terlebih dahulu dan macam-macam lagi. Itu la yang menjadi pengangan aku bila aku berdikari, menjadi anak rantau, bila aku bergaul dengan org lain & bila aku berkeluarga.

Kejadian minggu lepas pada pendapat aku banyak berkait dengan pengalaman. Aku mmg rasa sedih pekara sebegini berlaku namun ape daya aku untuk menghalang nyer. Jadi hidup mesti diterus kan... Pandai-pandai lah memilih kawan-kawan.... Berpijak lah di bumi yang nyata... Sentiasa la berfikir bahawa ade org yang lebih susah daripada kita... Berusaha la memandang pandangan org lain daripada sudut berbeza... Dapatkan penghargaan drpda org lain dgn cara tersendiri... Hentikankan mengutarakan benda2 yang remeh temeh ni.... Jika mahu diri dihormati belajar menghormati orang lain... Jangan hati tu terlalu lembik & lembut kerana cabaran dunia skrg hati yang lembut & lembik ni sering menjadi mangsa.... dan yang penting... Carilah Identiti diri sendiri........

Terima kasih kerana membaca... suka atau tidak suka.... bukan masalah aku... berani x berani bergantung kepada pendapat masing-masing... Nak berdepan atau tidak bukan persoalan.. Aku rasa aku berani bila mengeluarkan pendapat aku... aku berani memikul tanggujawab atas ape yg aku buat... dan aku berani nak berdepan dgn sesiapa sahaja... kerana pada aku Berani Kerana Benar Takut Kerana Salah.... & aku yang masih tidak banyak pengalaman ni masih mencari pengalaman yang baru & keadaan yang berlaku pada minggu lepas dah pun aku jadikan pengalaman untuk aku....

Sehingga Jari Menari Lagi....

Assalamualaikum...

ps: Al Fatihah utk Arwah Yasmin Ahmad & Takziah utk keluarganyer...
Cara arwah yg tidak kisah ape org lain kata sentiasa menjadi inspirasi hidup ku...

Santai Sebentar 23 July 09

Assalamualaikum Guys..

Sorry x de senyum pagi sebab tersentap ngan entri kat RAMFC pagi ni (Hijab terbuka la..)

So yg ade ni je... so enjoy...

(Moga2 lelaki kat RAMFC camni la terutama Papa Ibad & Nain)

THE GOOD HUSBAND

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
H

e stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $1.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time ..... ..
PRICELESS!!!

Nasib cakap benda yang betul, cuba cakap 'Dinda dalam almari ye!!!!'

Dozo Yuroshiku

Senyum Pagi 22 July 09

Assalamulaikum..

Enjoy this entry....

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Shah Alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I don't wanna mention the name of the college. She had a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in Johor. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. You would never see her without her hand phone.

She spent 3/4 of the day talking to Shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. Before she passed away she always told her friends, "If I pass away please cremate me with my hand phone." She also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't lift up her coffin. Eventually, her family called their neighbor, a "bomoh" from Thailand (Pak Darin), who is a friend of her father. He took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes he said, "This girl misses something here". Then her friends told Pak Darin about her wish. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that the coffin could be lifted easily. Everyone was shocked.
Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks, Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar said,"Auntie, I'm coming home today. Pls cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home. I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied, "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." After he came to Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said, "Dont try to fool me. Tell Priya to come out. I have a gift for her. Pls stop this nonsense". Then they showed him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. He said, "This cannot true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me." Shankar was shaking. Suddenly Shankar's phone rang. "See this is from Priya. See this..." he showed the phone to Priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation

Loud and clear. no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Priya & there was no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for Pak Darin's help again. Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. H e & Darin worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing...

DiGi. Best coverage ever, ONE LOW FLAT RATE. Anyone, any network, anytime, ANYWHERE!!!

Dozo Yuroshiku

Senyum Pagi 21 July 2009

Senyum Pagi kali ni adalah tanda sokongan kepada iklan yang ade diblog Nain... Surat kat bawah ni sebagai sample... Huahahahahaha...


Suami bin Lelaki
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman
Terengganu.

Isteri binti Perempuan
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman
Terengganu.

21 July 2009

Puan,

PERKARA : PERMOHONAN UNTUK BERPOLIGAMI

Perkara di atas adalah di rujuk.

2. Sebab utama permohonan ini di lakukan adalah kerana saya ingin melengkapkan kuota yang telah di peruntukkan bagi saya. Buat masa ini kuota yang telah di isi cuma satu, memandangkan masih ada 3 kekosongan, eloklah jika dapat di penuhi secepat mungkin. Pihak yang akan mengisi satu kekosongan ini buat masa ini ialah Cik Farah binti Ramli yang merupakan setiausaha saya di pejabat. Memandangkan komitmen yang beliau tunjukkan di pejabat amat baik, eloklah jika kita masukkan dia bersama kita di dalam organisasi keluarga kita. Kekosongan yang selebihnya akan di isi di masa akan datang.

3. Untuk makluman pihak puan, yang sebenarnya masalah ini telah lama saya fikirkan tetapi memandangkan poket saya yang selalu nipis, terpaksalah saya tangguhkan dulu permohonan ini di samping kurangnye rasa keyakinan untuk mengemukakan permohonan ini. Kini, setelah saya dapat mengeluarkan kesemua duit pelaburan ASB saya, saya merasakan kembalinya semangat saya yang telah hilang selama ini.

4. Permohonan ini amat setimpal kerana dengan kedudukan sekarang ia menguntungkan kedua belah pihak dan juga pihak ketiga. Selama ini hidup kita bahagia sebab jika tidak, manakan mungkin puan dapat menjadi seperti sekarang. Semua yang puan miliki sudah bertambah besar. Kereta besar, rumah besar, rantai besar dan pakaian besar. Jika dulu potongan puan seperti gitar, kini sudah bertukar menjadi drum. Oleh itu, sudilah kiranya dapat kita kongsi bersama insan lain kebahagiaan kita ini.

5. Pihak puan juga dapat menikmati faedah dari kelulusan permohonan ini kerana puan akan tetap menikmati apa yang telah puan miliki sekarang dengan waktu bekerja lebih singkat dan sistem syif akan di perkenalkan iaitu 1 hari kerja dan 1 hari cuti rehat. Waktu bekerja yang selebihnya akan ditampung oleh pihak ketiga. Kebaikan yang puan akan nikmati ialah waktu rehat yang bebas kerana dalam waktu puan bercuti, saya selaku Penyelia tidak akan memantau aktiviti yang puan lakukan. Pada waktu itu saya cuma akan fokus kepada hasil kerja pihak ketiga. Menguntungkan bukan?

6. Segala kerjasama dari pihak puan saya dahulukan dengan ribuan terima kasih. Saya amat berharap pihak puan dapat meluluskan permohonan saya ini kerana adalah lebih baik jika kita dapat berkongsi kebahagiaan kita ini bersama insan lain. Saya harap permohonan saya ini di balas dengan senyuman penuh keikhlasan dari pihak puan dan tandatangan puan di atas kertas yang saya lampirkan bukannya balingan periuk nasi, pinggan-mangkuk, ketukan senduk dan perkara-perkara yang menyukarkan pihak puan untuk melakukannya.

7. Saya harap puan sudi meluluskan permohonan ini. Hadirkanlah senyumanmu sebagaimana ketika kita menyambut orang baru iaitu bayi kita kedalam keluarga kita 10 tahun lepas. Situasinya lebih kurang sama dengan masa kini. Kita akan menerima orang baru juga cuma bezanya ialah jika 10 tahun yang lepas kita perlu menjaga dan membelainya dengan manja bersama tetapi kali ini, setiap urusan penjagaan dan belaian manja akan di laksanakan oleh saya sepenuhnya.

8. Akhir kata, saya harap permohonan saya ini dapat dibalas secepat mungkin. Semoga kita bersama-bersama dengan pihak ketiga akan dapat melaksanakan program ini dengan jayanya.

Sekian, Terima Kasih.

"BERKORBAN DAN BERKONGSI KEBAHAGIAAN LAMBANG RUMAHTANGGA BAHAGIA"


Dozo Yurokshiku

Yang Ikhlas Memohon,

Suami bin Lelaki

Senyum Pagi 20 July 2009

Assalamualaikum

Jumaat lepas Papa Ibad sibuk sampai ptg sbb wat preparation KICK OFF 5s utk department, then keje kena delay sbb electricity trip, nasib baik ade balik....

So hari ni senyum pagi ade teka teki & jawapan... cuma x de hadiah je.. hehehehe..

So enjoy it......

Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Kuih salah bikin.

Binatang ape power Karate?
Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Pembohong...

Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati...'?
Usus

Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Kutu rambut

Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Neneknye si katak

Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'

Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe

Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Tukang gali kubur

Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Tahi hidung

Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile ape...

Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Dengan susah payah......

Dozo Yuroshiku....

Senyum Pagi 16 July 2009

Assalamualaikum...

Semalam Papa Ibad ade meeting drpd Pagi Sampai Tengah Hari... So x de la Senyum Pagi..

But pagi ade balik... So enjoy it

Cerita "Doktor Pakar"

Pada suatu hari, seorang doktor pakar jantung meninggal dunia. Untuk mengenang jasanya, keluarganya sepakat untuk membuatkan sebuah tugu peringatan dikuburnya berbentuk jantung. Upacara pengkebumian pun berjalan dengan lancar.

Satu bulan kemudian, seorang doktor pakar mata pula meninggal dunia. Seperti yang sudah?, ahli keluarganya sepakat untuk membina sebuah tugu berbentuk mata dikuburnya bagi mengenang jasa beliau. Upacara pengkebumiaan beliau juga berjalan dengan lancar

Setelah selesai, para hadirin berangkat pulang, hanya tinggal seorang saja yang masih merenung sendirian di pinggir makam si doktor itu. Salah seorang doktor yang lain melihatnya dan segera menghampirinya. "Sudahlah, yang berlalu biarlah berlalu. Tak usah engkau fikirkan lagi " kata si doktor.

"Saya tidak tahu apa yang harus saya katakan kepadamu," kata lelaki itu.

"Mengapa pula, mana tahu mungkin saya dapat membantu" jawab si doktor itu.

"Saya sedang memikirkan bagaimana pula upacara pengkebumian saya nanti" kata lelaki itu.

"Mengapa pula ?" tanya doktor tersebut. "Saya seorang doktor pakar penyakit kelamin" jawap lelaki itu sugul...

Kan Pei

Once there was a Chinese wedding dinner. The dinner occupied only half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some American tourists. As the wedding Chinese couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of " KAN PEI .. " (happy & joyous drinking) gets louder and louder.

One American gets more and more irritated as the couple get closer to him. " KAN PEI .....!"KAN ...... PEI"....!!!" The cheers continued.

Finally, the irritated American couldn't take it anymore. He stood up on his chair and shouted.

"IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR YOU...!"

JALAN TERKANGKANG

Dua pelajar Kolej Perubatan bersiar siar kat bandar. Mereka terserempak dengan seorang tua jalan terkangkang- kangkang.

Pelajar A kata "Orang tua tu tentu mengidap Sindrom Petry"

Pelajar B pulak kata " Tak lah, dia mengidap Sindrom Zovitzki"

Mereka hampir bergaduh pasal hal ni. Akhirnya pelajar A kata "Apa kata kita tanya je orang tua tu?" Pelajar B pun setuju. Mereka pun menghampiri orang tua itu.

Pelajar A: Kami tengok pak cik jalan terkangkang, boleh kami tahu pak cik mengidap penyakit apa?

Orang Tua: Kamu fikir aku ada penyakit apa?

Pelajar A: Saya fikir pak cik mengidap sindrom petry.

Orang Tua: Emm... bu! kan.

Pelajar B: Kalau macam tu, pak cik mesti mengidap sindrom Zovitzki.

Orang Tua: .....pun bukan.

Pelajar A: Habis tu?

Orang Tua: Emm, sebenarnya aku nak kentut tadi... tapi terberak pulak dalam seluar... sebab tu la aku jalan terkangkang. ...

Dream

A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"

With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."

That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find

a book entitled - " The meaning of Dreams".

KAYA 7 KETURUNAN

Ada seorang Ibu sedang bercerita pada anaknya.

Ibu :"Dulu katanya keluarga kita adalah keluarga yang sangat kaya raya dan kekayaan harta keluarga kita cukup untuk 7 turunan".

Anak :"Tapi, kenapa keluarga kita sekarang miskin sangat bu?"

Ibu :(tersipu malu)"Kerana kita ini keturunan yang ke 8".

Huahahahahahaha...

Dozo Yuroshiku

Bila Jari Menari 14 July 09

Assalamualaikum

Jariku menari lagi... Tapi perasaan & akal aku tidak selari kali ni. Perasaan aku mahu menulis tp akal semacam malap pulak. So aku menulis sekadar mengikut apa yang terlahir drpd akal ku ni sahaja. Jadi aku cuba mengingati ape yang berlaku pada minggu lepas. Banyak isu yang berlaku, PPSMI yang akan dimansuhkan pada 2012 (yang pasti nya aku tidak bersetuju), kematian Raja Pop Micheal Jackson, perpindahan pemain bola sepak dunia & jugak perkembangan NBA. (Aku jugak gah baca last novel abg Ramlee, Mikhail)

Pendapat aku mengenai PPSMI telah aku luah kan di blog Kak Linda Amri dan yang nyata pendapat kami amat berbeza dan kami tetap dengan pandangan kami. Berita kematian MJ masih hangat menghiasi dada-dada akhbar malah ade syarikat-syarikat percetakan yang mengambil untung atas angin dengan membuat cerita (aku percaya cerita-cerita tu semua daripada internet) tentang MJ.

Tapi aku lebih berminat diruangan sukan, terutama pasal perpindahan pemain bolasepak (Transfer Window). Semua peminat bola sepak tegar dah tau bertapa kaya nyer kelab Real Madrid. Tetapi ape yang palaing saya nantikan pada bulan Ogos ni ialah Owen & Man Utd. Kenape? Owen merupakan penyerang berkelas A & aku percaya dia membuat keputusan yang tepat apabila menyertai pasukan the Red Devil ni.

Lagi satu berita tentang pasukan Newcastle yang mungkin akan diambil alih oleh syarikat daripada Malaysia. Tetapi boleh ke? Malaysia Boleh !!!!

Tak sabar rasa nyer nak tunggu bulan Ogos ni, macam penuh je jadual aku ni. EPL bermula, NBA bermula, nak balik ke Shah Alam (insya allah dpt jumpe team RAMFC) & paling penting kita akan sekali lagi menyambut Ramadhan Al Mubarak.

Sehingga Jari Ku Menari lagi...

Dozo Yurokshiku

Senyum Pagi 14 July 09

Assalmualaikum

SMART or STUPID

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

BECAUSE

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Understand & Think

Dozo Yuroshiku..

Senyum Pagi 13 July 2009

Assalamualikum

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use aday... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."


p/s 1: Entry ni aku copy, paste & edit drpd email lama. (sumber kwn2 aku la)
p/s 2: Tiada kaitan ngan tanda sokongan aku terhadap PPSMI.
p/s 3: Enjoy it...


Dozo Yurokshiku