Thursday, July 9, 2009

Senyum Pagi 9 July 09




Assalamualaikum...

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.


HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon
. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE : Mustn't been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE : I mustn't been given your share.


HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.


HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.


HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.


HE
: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?


HE : What would you say if I as
ked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?


HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.


HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE : Hiding from you.


HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if
you sit down.


HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.


HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.


HE : Your body is like a temple.

SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.


HE : If I could see you naked, I'
d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd pro
bably die laughing.

Dozo Yuroshiku

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